Announcing Our Newest Sponsor: Miami Cigar & Company
Posted by toasted on Apr 7, 2010 in Reviews | 79 comments

Please help us welcome our newest sponsor, Miami Cigar & Company! We are very excited to be partnering with these great folks! You know Miami Cigar & Co. as the creator of the Nestor Miranda Special Selection, Don Lino, and Tatiana line of cigars, as well as the distributor of EO Cigars and La Aurora.
Their recent releases include the Nestor Miranda Dominicano and the La Aurora 107.
Be sure to visit them online and give them a follow on Twitter!
And what better way to get to know a sponsor than to sample their cigars! So, we’re going to have a quick contest and give away some smokes!


Up for Grabs: A 5 pack of the Nestor Miranda Dominicano and a 5 pack of the La Aurora 107! We’ll select one winner for each 5 pack!
Here is how to enter: Create the funniest, most original acronym for MIAMI. We’ll announce the two winners on Friday!



Maiden-Injuring Abomination from the Mysterious Isle
At the risk of sounding racist (LOL): Mildly Intelligible Asians Mumbling Insults
Must Ingest All Mexican Immediately
Maduro Inserted Anterior Mindless Intern (see definition 1b at http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/anterior)
Minnesota Ice Arena Manager Incredulous
Mafia Is After Me!
Midget
Iguanas
Ask
Myriad
Inquiries
If only I could spell.
You can delete my previous post. I’ll try again after a cup of coffee.
My “Innocent” Aunt Methinks, Isn’t
Maybe I’m Always Mighty Impatient
Moonshine Is Atomic Mental Incineration
mostly Italian Americans make incest.
Mohito’s Inebriate And Maduro’s Intoxicate
Monday’s
Include
A
Mojito
Indulgence
Thanks for the contest!
-Danny
Medical Image Analysis and Machine Intelligence
Mirands’s Indescribable & Aurora’s Multitude of Ingredients
The next slogan for Pepto-
Make
Indigestion
A
Minor
Irritation
MIAMI – Many Interesting and Accessible Maidenly Incredibleness
Maybe It’s A Minor Infection?
My
Instrument
Assumes
Many
Images
Matt
Is
Absolutely
Massively
Intelligent
Making It As Memorably Insane
Nice contest. I am becoming more familiar with the use of Metoprolol In Acute Myocardial Infarctions…and Micowave Ie Accretion Measurig Instruments…..for what its worth.
Must Inhale All Maduros Insight
Mujeres, Individuo, Apasionado, Maravillosa, Intocable
(my Spanish needs WORK!)
For Linday and Lee….Maligning Immigrants Attracts Malicious Intent
Miranda’s inventions are marvelously intoxicating;
matching, indeed, Aurora’s myriad intricacies.
(that said: TriMark’s auntie made me chuckle…)
Mother, I am most iniquitous
La Auroras make me feel like I’m
M issing
I n
A nother
M oment
I nstantly
while Im smoking one.
Maybe it ain’t mine afterall?
Or, for you purists:
Maybe it ain’t mine anyways!
Mary’s incessant–and mine aches!
Maidens In a Mind-Blowing Illusion!
M.I.A.M.I.
Metropolitan Importer And Mid-Nineties Anthem
Because not only is Miami one of the Nation’s largest Import centers, but it is also a terrible Will Smith song.
I talking about cigar insiders here:
Most Insiders Are Mildly Insane
M I A M I
MIAMI (acronym):
Miami
Igniting
Amercia’s
Maduro
Imagination
Many Irish Are Mildly Intelligent
Misery is a mighty instructor:
1) Machismo increases around men imbibing.
2) Manhood inflates and motility intensifies.
3) Mechanical insistence arrests metaphysical inquiry.
4) Mortals’ immorality abets manly incontinence.
5) Mrs., impending, awaits motherly introductions.
Monica Inhaled Arnie’s Maduro Instantly.
Many Irresitable Asses Marching Impassively.
More Illegal Aliens Move Inland.
My Indiscretions Announce My Intentions.
Many In A Moronic Incident.
Most Idiots And Morons Indicted.
May I Asphyxiate My Iguana?
Maduros Impart A Manly Implication.
Most Insist Arturo Makes’em Irresistible.
Monkeys In A Maroon Impala
Missing Intelligence At My Island.
My Invisible Associate Mumbles Incessantly
Many Irritable Astronauts Marry Indians.
My Inebriation Amuses Most Idiots.
My Inebriation Actually May Increase.
Must Imbibe Alcohol More Intently.
My Impetuous Albino Maid Inhales.
Mary’s Inseam Aroused My Id.
that should hold you for a while.
Heh. Liked those, I might change My Indiscretions Announce My Intentions.
to
My Intentions Anticipate My Indiscretions
I sympathize with your mumbling associate…
Hee hee.. and the Id… good one!
Yah, okay, ya got a bevy of gems there, brother!
For Kelly:
Maffia Is After My Income!!
dj:
Most Imaginative And Marvelous Inceptions!!
I still need to think one for me!!!
for smokin5:
May I Alone Mumble Incoherently?
Miranda Is A Marvelous Inventor
OK, a few more, then I’m done:
Martha’s Impure Actions Mortify In-laws
Moe’s Illicit Affair Meant Incarceration.
Marriage Is A Mean Invention.
Monogamy Inspires A Monotony Indeed.
Marriage Implies Alimony May Increase.
Many Injured After Miniskirt Introduced.
Many Injured After Mammaries Inflate.
Manatee Ingests Almost Macho Instructor.
Male Impotence Aroused Mary’s Imagination.
Megan Inspires Amorous Mayhem Immediately.
Maduro Is Always My Inspiration
Miranda Is A Mad Innovator
In keeping with your new partners I felt this would be nice:
(Nestor) Miranda Is A Magnificent Individual. May I also add:
Major Issues Are Minor Inconveniences
Mud Is A Minor Issue
My Iguana Attacked My Idiom
My Irish Ancestors Married Idiots
mee a meegos
Gawd these are funny!
OK, I lied – here’s some more. Then I’m stopping. I mean it!
Mimi’s Immense Ass Mostly Imaginary.
Mimi’s Immense Ass Mocks Inertia.
Marvin Insults Any Musical Instrument.
Musical Instruments Attack Miami’s Intercoastal.
Mutant Insects Attack My Insides.
My Individuality Arrived Monday Intact.
My, Isn’t Arthur Missing Intellect?
My Intestines Act Malicious Incessently