(Expired) Contest Time! Featuring Berger & Argenti Premium Cigars
Posted by toasted on Aug 5, 2010 in Contest | 236 comments
Contest Time! Win a Box of Cigars, a 6pk, and a 3pk!
Berger & Argenti is known for great tightly controlled, small batch production of great tasting cigars with unique packaging. Their Clasico was recently named Robb Report’s Best of the Best, and their Entubar stands as the highest rated cigar on Toasted Foot. So, when Al Argenti contacted me about a contest, and then mentioned they had a brand new cigar displaying at this year’s IPCPR, I was ecstatic!
What’s the new cigar? It’s called the MOOCH, and it’s got an Ecuadorian Connecticut wrapper and Nicaraguan binder and filler. Here is the presentation picture! It’s a looker!
The MOOCH is so new, that they don’t have a slogan yet – and that’s were the Toasted Foot faithful come in! Berger & Argenti needs your help! So, here is the contest:
Help Berger & Argenti come up with a slogan for their brand new cigar, MOOCH. Al said he was looking for something catchy and humorous, can you do that? This shouldn’t be too hard; after all, we’ve all known a cigar mooch!
To help you with the slogan, here is a bit of information on the cigar: medium-bodied with creamy notes of oak, coffee, and nougat. The suggested retail price is $3.99-$5.79 depending on size.
Have fun with the slogans, and submit as many as you want – and Al Argenti will pick the winners!
Oh, and you might want to know what you’ll win:
Grand Prize Winner: A Box (30ct.) of the new MOOCH
Second Place Winner: 6pk of the Entubar
Third Place Winner: 3pk of the Clasico
So, get your Madison Avenue caps on loyal readers! And, if it helps, here are a couple of their current slogans:
Entubar – ‘More than Just a Cigar’
Clasico – ‘A Decadent Masterpiece’




Mooch – Get your hands off of them!
Or how about Mooch – Those are my cigars.
How about this.
Mooch……Everyone will love this ONE
Mooch: Quality loves company.
Mooch: Desire knows no bounds
Don’t make me beg: (Or: Make them beg)
Beg, borrow or steal.
Nothing is out of bounds
Sometimes, to realize a desire, nothing is out of bounds
Force of desire, sufficient to break all composure
Envy: it can surpass self-control.
Mooch – “Who cares how you got it, just smoke it”
Mooch – “You’ll enjoy it”
Mooch – “The best things in life”
Mooch – “So good, you’ll have your friends asking for some”
Mooch:
Mastery Loves Company
The Best Things in Life Aren’t Free
Free from Rivals
The Finest Cigar Ever…named Mooch
Fire up and be proud that you’re a MOOCH.
MOOCH, not you’re ordinary nic stick.
MOOCH, the expensive taste is certain to impress even your cheap friends.
Mooch: Master the Art
Part science; part art
Never be intimidated
Intimate, but not intimidating
Mooch – “Gimme one!”
Mooch – “So good, you’ll want to share”
Mooch – “Too good to keep to yourself”
Mooch – “You’ll be surprised how many best friends you’ve got”
Mooch – “This could be the start of a beautiful friendship”
Mooch’em if you got’em.
So smooth you’ll want to smooch my Mooch.
Smooch your own Mooch.
Mooch Madness is Here.
Got my mind on my Mooch and my Mooch on my Mind.
You can’t smooch my Mooch.
Beg! Borrow! or just Mooch one for Yourself!
Beg it! Borrow it! Just Mooch it!
Mooching Allowed.
Nothing is sacred.
Of course it’s good: but he can afford it. Mooch.
With this much at stake, manners are the first to go.
With this much under wraps, nothing is out of bounds
When you’re among friends: Mooch.
Masterpiece Of Opulent Cigar Handcraft…. Mooch – its in the name
MOOCH, THERE’S ALWAYS ONE
MOOCH, LIGHT THE WAY
ONE GOOD MOOCH DESERVES NO OTHER
A MOOCH OF DISTINGUISHED TASTE
Mooch: “Sometimes you just can’t help yourself!” *lol*
HAY, GET YOUR OWN MOOCH!!! HANDS OFF MY BOX!!
MOOCH
‘Setting the Bar’
‘A new standard’
‘Classic, Refined, priced right’
Mooch: What you’d take if you were offered the key to someone else’s humidor.
Mooch – It’ll steal your humidor.
Mooch Cigars – Even your humidor wants one.
Mooch – bumming a World Class cigar just got easier.
Mooch Cigars – A World Class Bum.
Mooch Cigars – The best bum “their” money can buy.
Mooch Cigars – Bum the Best.
Mooch – So good you’ll be asking yourself for one.
MOOCH THIS….OH YEAH,BABY!!!
(say it loud and proud)
Bad as I hate it, I’d mooch for a Mooch!
Entubar “Brillance in Cigar Making”
Classico ‘Truely the creamy smoke of the crop!!!”
Mooch: Gee, I never had one of these before!
MOOCH: Buy one. Or at least, try to MOOCH one.
Forget Minnie, this is the real MOOCH
Finally… a Mooch that you’ll be glad to have around.
Mooch “…blended, bound, and rolled for a Unique slice of Leaf…”
For the Mooch in you…..and your friends!
Alright, here’s my contribution. Thanks for the contest!
MOOCH: A ‘favor’ rewarded with flavor.
MOOCH your way into monumental flavor.
MOOCH: Where flavor meets frugality.
MOOCH: ‘Cause value doesn’t have to taste that way.
This MOOCH truly made in heaven.
MOOCH: A little taste of flavor heaven.
MOOCH: For all the days of your life.
MOOCH: An unpretentious flavor-bomb.
MOOCH: My friend, you have achieved cigar glory.
MOOCH: A less awkward experience for all.
MOOCH: A cigar that will shine when your name is on the line.
MOOCH: Heavenly.
MOOCH: For a hard day’s night.
MOOCH: Not your ordinary cigar decoy.
MOOCH: A flavorful, unpretentious work of art.
MOOCH: Can you put a price on brilliance?
MOOCH: Be the hero that your friends need.
MOOCH – BECAUSE YOU CAN
MOOCH – WHEN YOU CARE ENOUGH TO BUM THE VERY BEST
MOOCH – WHY NOT TRY IT?
MOOCH – I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE
MOOCH -NOT YOUR GRANDFATHERS CIGAR
MORNING, NOON OR NIGHT…”MOOCH”
MOOCH:
+ A more than fitting tribute to you know who…
+ When flavor just feels right…
+ Comes in a box to reduce riot size…
+ Generosity has met its match.
+ Introduce your friends to a sweet and creamy cigar epiphany.
+ Damn yummy…
+ With flavor this huge, who needs an invitation?
+ MOOCH: Changing all the rules
+ KINDLY RSVP for a puff.
MOOCH: Raise your cigars, gentlemen.
Never miss an opportunity to spend time with an new friend.
We box them in 30, so you still can have 20 to yourself.
Changing the cigar industry 30 at a time.
No cheap gimmicks or filler.
Don’t feel bad about sharing, we priced them right.
Go ahead you can touch them.
Perfect price point, perfect smoke.
Cheaper than a shrink and definitely more satisfying.
I’m in it to win it, but I’m not parting with my “Mooch!”
I like to smoke my “Mooch”, but not with that hooch!
The right time is “Mooch” time for me!
Stay in your lane folks, I’m smoking the “Mooch!”
Morning, noon or night…”Mooch will make it alright!”
It’s “Mooch” time!
Mooch, I’ll get more!
Mooch: You are what you smoke
Mooch : you are what you share
“Too smooth to take, too rich to MOOCH”
“Mooch Flavor + Mooch Value = Mooch Cigars.”
“Mooch Cigars. Too good not to share.”
The smart money is on Nathan Z, he beat me to it with the classic “Gee, I never…”
Mooch a cigar, make a friend for life!
“delectatio enim pauper !” translated “pleasure for the beggar!”
Mooch: Mooch one.
Mooch a mooch.
Smoke ‘em if they’ve got ‘em.
Beggars can be choosers.
Letting the beggar choose.
The beggar’s choice.
“Great for you, great for a mooch.”
Mooch – ‘When you Don’t have One, Mooch One’
Mooch – ‘Get Your Own Cigar!’
Mooch – ‘Tasty enough to smoke, cheep enough to buy’
Mooch – ‘Premium Smoke, Pauper Price’
Mooch – ‘Mooch a Smoke Every Day’
Mooch – ‘Need a Smoke, Mooch One’
Don’t Mooch my Mooch!
Mooch my coffee, Mooch my nougat, but keep your hands off my Mooch!
Keep your hands off my Mooch!
My Mooch, Your Mouth…Not Happening
How many Mooches can a Mooching Mooch Mooch?